Why Hello There Two....
November 6, 2009
Today is my babies 2nd birthday. Pardon me while i cry for a moment......
Ok, i'm better now. So where were we? Oh yes thats right, my baby boy is 2 today. Where the crap has time gone? I couldn't even tell you. What I can tell you is........ OMG HE IS TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have smacked that terrible two wall like I don't even know what. One minute he is all happy and smilie and fun, and the next he has horns and a tail and is jumping up and down on that poor last nerve that I own.
He has definitely made his independence known. Making. Me. Nuts. Seriously. I think the last couple of weeks were just a test run, b/c today and yesterday he has done nothing but whine and fuss at everything. I went upstairs to put away some clothes and he started following me. I asked him to stay downstairs. A normal child would either follow you or turn and go back down the four steps. Mine proceeded to throw himself down, blacking his eye on the way to the bottom. To makes things even better, while i was cooking dinner, i opened the fridge to get out some milk. I pushed the door shut as i walked away. Screaming ensued. Turns out, little man had snuck up behind me and was looking in the fridge. I managed to smush his head. Yeah. Way to go mom!
I do love my child, but someone please tell me how to get rid of the terrible part of two!!
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On the subject of last nerve. Had a splendid conversation with Luke. I swear, somedays that 6 year old little brain is more clever than most adults in the world.
Me: Luke, please stop running through the house, your on my last nerve.
Luke: How can i be on you last nerve?
M: It means you are on my nerves. Seriously, do i need to explain this to you?
L: No. i know what it means, but you say it all the time so i think you are just saying it to make me be quite.
M: Ya think?
L: Mom don't be a smarty pants, its getting on my last nerves.
I crap you not, i felt another hair turn gray. Seriously. Help me!
Ok, i'm better now. So where were we? Oh yes thats right, my baby boy is 2 today. Where the crap has time gone? I couldn't even tell you. What I can tell you is........ OMG HE IS TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have smacked that terrible two wall like I don't even know what. One minute he is all happy and smilie and fun, and the next he has horns and a tail and is jumping up and down on that poor last nerve that I own.
He has definitely made his independence known. Making. Me. Nuts. Seriously. I think the last couple of weeks were just a test run, b/c today and yesterday he has done nothing but whine and fuss at everything. I went upstairs to put away some clothes and he started following me. I asked him to stay downstairs. A normal child would either follow you or turn and go back down the four steps. Mine proceeded to throw himself down, blacking his eye on the way to the bottom. To makes things even better, while i was cooking dinner, i opened the fridge to get out some milk. I pushed the door shut as i walked away. Screaming ensued. Turns out, little man had snuck up behind me and was looking in the fridge. I managed to smush his head. Yeah. Way to go mom!
I do love my child, but someone please tell me how to get rid of the terrible part of two!!
********************************************
On the subject of last nerve. Had a splendid conversation with Luke. I swear, somedays that 6 year old little brain is more clever than most adults in the world.
Me: Luke, please stop running through the house, your on my last nerve.
Luke: How can i be on you last nerve?
M: It means you are on my nerves. Seriously, do i need to explain this to you?
L: No. i know what it means, but you say it all the time so i think you are just saying it to make me be quite.
M: Ya think?
L: Mom don't be a smarty pants, its getting on my last nerves.
I crap you not, i felt another hair turn gray. Seriously. Help me!
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14 comments:
The twos and threes are an age I could skip. I'm also thinking of skipping the teen years. I mean if your son and mine both have the sarcasm down now - just imagine later on!
My daughter is 22 months and already in to her two. She is baby number 5 for me and I have yet to figure out how to bypass this phase. My hubby's answer is to stop having babies. I think we are giving that option a try.
Happy Birthday, Cutie-Patootie!! We love you!
(Pass that along with a kiss and a hug, please, to my favorite little not-really nephew.)
Happy Birthday to an adorable little boy!
The 2's weren't a blast for me either but I have to say the 3's were downright ugly! Now that C & B are 5, things are getting a little bit easier.
Your older son is adorable...but yeah he's definitely gonna send you to an early grave with those witty comebacks!
Happy Birthday! Thank you for visiting my blog. Yes, my hair is pink. Ok I have to pink streaks in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness. :)
your baby is beautiful! Happy birthday.
Your 2 year old is adorable!!!
And that conversation was just priceless!
We always want our kids to be really smart...and then when they are? It bits us in the ass for a few years. ;)
After the 2nd birthday comes the 16th birthday...LOL...at least that is how it feels! Cherish his cute little cheeks that look so kissable!
Have a great weekend ♥
Well, they certainly keep you on your toes.
Happy Birthday to your handsome boy. He is adorable and hopefully will outgrow the terribles asap.
What a little smarty pants! And both of them adorable. It only gets better from here. :)
Oh how I don't miss the 2's. I miss the 3's even less! :)
Thanks for stopping by my blog.
I love that you have a tag for "mindless rambling" - ha!
Oh, the memories... I wouldn't go back for a million dollars!!
But, wait, it only gets worse when they are teenagers, and they start to get HORMONES!!! Then they learn to drive, and there are GIRLS! OY VEY!!
But don't worry, then they turn back into little boys who need their moms... to cook for them, do their laundry.....
BOYS... gotta love 'em!!!
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